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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

Porcupine Characteristics

100slytherin:

  • Porcupines often feel like they have too much responsibility on their shoulders.
  • Common Porcupine Boggarts: failure, death, being trapped, wasps/bees, being buried alive, and being alone.
  • Porcupines are more likely to develop OCD or depression.
  • Some common Porcupine talents are acting, writing, playing piano, and dancing. Things that require great skill and practice.
  • Porcupines are firm believers of “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.”
  • Porcupine’s can’t keep a secret unless it’s their own, in which case they guard it with their lives.
  • Porcupine’s don’t “Forgive and Forget.” If you did it once, you can do it again.
  • Most Porcupines can be really friendly. (To those people who deserve it.)
  • Porcupines fear facing you after you’ve seen them cry.
  • Porcupines aren’t assholes, people are just too sensitive.
  • Porcupines are likely to come up with ‘What if?’ scenarios. These thoughts might even keep them up at night.
  • Porcupines hold grudges. They may not bring up what you did, but they’ll never forget.
  • Porcupines enjoy horror movies. But, less so if they’re watching them alone.
  • Porcupines don’t like relying on other people.
  • Porcupines can’t stand it when people ask stupid questions, especially when the answer is obvious.
  • Porcupines like to push the limits and see how much they can get away with.
  • When a Porcupine cries, it’s probably from stress, not sadness.
  • Porcupines fear failure.
  • Porcupines are their own worst critics.
  • Porcupines are often very misunderstood.
  • Porcupines keep arguing even when they know they’re wrong.
  • It’s typical of a Porcupine to struggle with religion; they have difficulty putting faith into things that they can’t explain.
  • Porcupines don’t get mad; they get even.
  • A Porcupine won’t forgive you for causing them pain until they’re sure you’ve received just as much (or more).
  • Sometimes Porcupines keep fighting long after they’ve forgotten what they were fighting for/about.
  • Porcupines are likely the most stubborn and persistent type of people.
  • When upset, Porcupines detach themselves from everything. If someone asks what’s wrong, they’ll lash out.
  • Many Porcupines use music and lyrics to express themselves.
  • Porcupines hate to be told, “You don’t understand” or having their competence questioned. 
  • Porcupines have an odd interest in the mentally ill/disturbed.
  • Porcupines tend to believe that they’re never good enough.

Source (with minor edits from me) 

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